UNGRATEFUL GRANDDAUGHTER
Old stuff for sale.
Getting rid of my dead grandmother’s shit.
Quotes and advice from Grams:
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Spruce yourself up.
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Cranberry juice is very good for you as a woman.
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You can't use that knife for that food.
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#*@% those #*@%&! mountains.
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Just make sure you're famous for the right reasons. I don't want any porn.
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One righty out of seven lefties.
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Fuck this shirt.
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Things happen for a reason. Sometimes it takes a long time for the reason to show up. Sometimes they never show up but things happen... consequentially.
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Never put dirty underwear on a clean body or clean underwear on a dirty body.
Quotes and advice from Grams: • Spruce yourself up. • Cranberry juice is very good for you as a woman. • You can't use that knife for that food. • #*@% those #*@%&! mountains. • Just make sure you're famous for the right reasons. I don't want any porn. • One righty out of seven lefties. • Fuck this shirt. • Things happen for a reason. Sometimes it takes a long time for the reason to show up. Sometimes they never show up but things happen... consequentially. • Never put dirty underwear on a clean body or clean underwear on a dirty body.
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UNGRATEFUL GRANDDAUGHTER
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